Aizen Sousuke

Okay, girl, you and me need to sit down and have a little chat.

You liked the movie and you think, keywords here, think you can handle me. I get that and maybe I'm even a little flattered. I'm pretty awesome, I know. But did you have to fucking take me from the end of the damn movie, where I'm finally, finally out of that hellhole and on my way to lay on the beach with a few senoritas and a margarita?

Fuck that! Just find me somewhere warm and without those bloodsucking bastards, sparkling or otherwise.

Oh, and merry fucking Christmas.

-Seth Gecko

No, I do not want him as a "belated Christmas gift".  Kindly drop the idea, especially if it involves that place again- I doubt any sane person would want to spend a holiday there, let alone face the great potential of being shoved into a "ship".  You can't content yourself with Inoue-san and her... relationship?  I assure you, I'm quite satisfied the way I am, whether you choose to place me anywhere or not.

...Yes, it's Christmas, but sleep will not stop being an essential human function simply because of it.

WHAT?!  The hell are you thinking?!?!   I don't want to be put into some weird dating sim thing.  Where the hell did you get the idea from?!

Sick bastard..

Mun, your net surfing skills are getting better each day. Your nation is proud.
Just look at these proud warriors! *laughing fit*

Oh and Merry Christmas and all that. Not that it's important holiday for me. I wished it was New Year's ...

Mun...for Christmas can't you just send me home? I-I'll try my best to get along with the stupid ninja and not start trouble for anyone, I promise. I know that the timeline isn't anywhere near Christmas but I just want to go back to my real home. Everything is so stressful at Xavier and nobody except Seven really cares what happens to me there anymore, and so much has to be done before I can go home permanently. I thought that he would be enough to keep me there, but after spending so much time with Ratchet again...

...oh, I see. I have to go back to the laboratory at the end of the current thread. Maybe...maybe with the next post, then? I just want to go home, even if only for a couple of days. I really miss my family. Yes, even the stupid ninja.

Hey mun muuuunnnn.....!!

MERRY CHIRISTMAS!

I love Christmas~ Lots and lots and lot and lots!

.....I can't believe that your still in disbelief about it.

I was good this year~ I was...an angel. Angel! I was very nice to you too~ even though it may all change after Christmas is over...

Hey...your alone on Christmas aren't you? Your parents went somewhere...it's okay. I'm alone too...we can take care of each other today...on Christmas...

Stop crying. I'm not upset, so why should you be? I doubt this is the way you wanted to spend your Christmas Eve.

... I mean it. I'm not upset. Why would I be? "Gone" doesn't mean "dead", just ... not there anymore,

It's not as if this is the first time this has happened, anyway. I'll live.

~Saralegui

Oi.

1. Stop it with the jokes. I'm not Shou-chan's wife.
2. Get on the application thing. I know you've been busy, but you need to stop putting it off.
3. .. Christmas. What are you doing? Go be.. Christmas-y.

Mun.

You know as well as I do that there's a catch.

Genjutsu, most likely.


You can stop screaming now.

Mun.

Com'ere. Listen.

You and I both know you're doing your best. You love the game, your players haven't had any major complaints against you, and one anon is whining about lack of events when everyone knows you've been busy. It's not that bad!

Seriously. Get over it. If you're so worried, put that announcement up now, get it out of the way. Do something productive.

... no, no, tormenting either version of me is not a viable answer to this. Come on, mun! It's Christmas! Where the heck is your holiday spirit?!

...

Oh, haha. Very funny.

Just... just go do something else, woulda ya? Eesh...

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Merry Christmas, Mun. I'd complain about the username again, but I may sound repetitive.

Just... one thing-

WILL YOU STOP SHOWING THIS PICTURE TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW?!!!

Where are Ranka's pants anyway? No, I WASN'T STARING!!!

So, you realized it too, Mun? That makes me happy! Maybe you're not so useless after all. We'll find her soon, don't worry. She'll see how useless it all is, once I talk to her. I know what she really wants, after all.

Spira can either save itself, or drown in despair! Doesn't matter to me either way~. They got themselves into that mess after all, didn't they?

Don't get me started, Mun! I could go on all day.

So mun,

The best Christmas present in the whole world would be if you would just think about re-apping me. Okay? Just think about it. That's all I want. I know apps are closed now anyway, so it's not like a rush or anything, but you said yourself you need a hero there to counterbalance your "jerk-ass villain", and I am a hero, remember? Maybe not a good one, but it still counts.

...look. I forgive you for messing up last time. I know it's hard to believe in yourself. And I know you've got a bunch of reasons you don't wanna play me.

But think about it. Please.

--And have a good Christmas, anyway, even if you decide not to give me another chance. I'm gonna go hang at some children's hospices and make snowmen and ice slides and stuff for them.

Soo. I'll catch you later I hope.

Love,
Donnie

Uh, Miss Mun?

It was real nice fer ya to make this journal fer me an' all the purty pictures an' all that, but ah don't think Early would want me here. It's too much...uh, temptation here fer a woman. Smokin' an' drinkin' an' cussin', ya know. Ah don't want him ta get mad at me.

Love,
Adele

If that is my destiny, then so be it.

You must still write the application, however. I am growing impatient.

Look, mun, I'm sorry that you aren't spending Christmas with all of your family. Trust me, I can identify with that. But look on the bright side - at least you'll get to celebrate it next month.

...Wait a minute, why am I trying to make you feel better? I'm still mad at you for what you did! I don't care if adversity builds character... I think I've had enough character building for a lifetime, alright?!?

Mun-chaaan~!

Stop worrying so much! I say you need stop being so stressed; everything will be fine~!

Hey, hey, I know what you need!
-- what do you mean an injection won't help? Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist~!

You need to get some sleep so you can get up early tomorrow! Don't you want to see what  your sister made for you~~?
You won't sleep well if you're stressed!

Oh wow... the internet! Oh no, I've never seen anything quite like this, Miss Mun! Oh my oh my... it's... oh ha ha it's... my it's awfully big in here!

Oh, you won't be.. ah, sending me to any of those games? No? Oh only one night. Tonight? You need me tonight? Oh, I haven't a thing to wear... What are the people wearing now anyway?

It doesn't matter? Are you sure this is okay?

Well that's very sweet of you, miss. Now then, you won't keep me long, will you? Joseph will simply be seeing red if I'm not back on time, you know how he gets!

Now, ah, what did you need me to do?

Homeless? I'm pretty sure I still live in Lima, Ohio and not in front of the library like Patches.

Um, I don't get what you mean by play. Or mun. Isn't mun like some kind of thing you put in recipes for cake-cookies? I don't know, I don't understand recipes. Or is this some kind of guessing game because I don't understand. Can we play an easier game or is this what you meant when you said you'd find me a game to play?

I forget, why am I homeless again? Miss Sylvester isn't going to like this...